Friday, May 13, 2011

X-Men Pregnancy Crisis!

Oh, oh this is just too wonderful not to write about.  We here at Captain Otter consider ourselves above petty gossip and celebrities, instead devoting ourselves to the proud, respected tradition of writing about superheroes and dinosaurs (and ninjas).  We also like talking in the plural form, despite the fact that the blog is run by one person.  But January Jones, who will play Emma Frost in the upcoming X-Men movie, is now pregnant.  Despite how stunningly gorgeous and awesome she is on Mad Men, we normally wouldn't care (again with the we?-Ed.).  However, the good ol' rumor mill is revealing that the child's father is actually...another X-Man! 

Well, we know it's not Cyclops because he won't stop whining about it.


Obviously this is all Magneto's fault.  Just look at Michael Fassbender.  That man is a badass.  Of course Magneto and Emma Frost hooked up, it just makes so much sense.  So what kind of powers would the child have?  Well, it goes without saying it will be born an anti-hero, sometimes using morally dubious methods to accomplish it's valorous goals.  Considering Emma Frost can turn her body into diamonds, and Magneto has control over metal, I don't know.....he can turn his bod into steel?

Oh, snap!  This is how they're explaining Colossus' origins!

Either Matthew Vaughn is the most dedicated director of our generation if he made this happen or this is a fabulous coincidence.  Regardless, I want to see Colossus revealed as the love/hate-child of Emma Frost and Magneto.  Come on guys, this isn't the stupidest change you've made to the source material.  Not by a long shot.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Batman Artwork Sells for HOW MUCH?!?!!

Frank Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns" is a comic book landmark.  Look up a list of the top Batman comics, and it will be there every time.  Yeah, it may have taken the grimdarkness of the character to new levels, but it's still regarded as legendary.  And hey, they're selling off some of the original artwork!  Pretty cool, right?  You can own a piece of this momentous comic for the price of...

Oh.

Oh Dear God.

Four.  Hundred.  Thousand.  Dollars.

Take a minute to dwell on that.  One piece of artwork.  Action Comics #1, a full comic, will only occasionally sell for a $1,000,000.  Well, I hope it's that classic cover of Batman with the bolt lightening flashing behind him, and image so iconic it's been utilized by almost every character since.  Well no, it's this.

  
Dammit.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

The Thor Review: A Fan's Perspective

If you want to see a well written, neutral, and unbiased view of Thor, then there are already dozens of looks at that.  So I decided to change things up, and look at Thor from the perspective of a fan, something I can do very easily.  This review is going to be spoiler-ific,


The Casting
I don't know if it's a testament to Branagh's skills casting people or directing them, but the actors drove this movie.  Chris Hemsworth makes a breakout performance as the God of Thunder, and brings a sense of life and depth to the character.  He's funny, charming, and can bring all the emotion the part demands.  And damn, when he's in that armor, he's huge.  Physical presence is an important part of the role, and he brings it.  Tom Hiddleston as Loki is another stand out, bringing the restless intelligence and passion you'd expect from the character.  There were times he honestly surprised me with his ability to lie, and is quite possibly the most sympathetic villain we've seen in a comic book movie yet.  This is a character who feels betrayed, and then somehow still demands approval from his family.  Loki clearly wants to be the hero, and so many of his claims about his brother and Asgard ring perfectly true.


For the rest of Asgard, I have nothing but good things to say.  The Warriors Three were all awesome, and it makes me sad they couldn't get more screen time.  They shouldn't have gotten it, since the movie is about Thor of course, but that doesn't change how cool they are.  Joshua Dallas especially impressed me, since he was a complete unknown who came in at the last second.  He handled his limited screen time with the confidence and flair I would expect from Fandrall.  Ray Stevenson has the jolly demeanor necessary for Volstagg, and I just wished they let him ham it up a bit more.  Jamie Alexander works well as Sif, walking that wonderful line between being lady-like and a true warrior.  And yet I'm going to give Idris Elba the most praise for his performance.  Heimdall is typically a somewhat stern, slightly boring character.  He's stoic, and that's a quality that isn't always translated well into comics.  But Elba gave such a focused, intense performance that had such an otherworldy quality to it.  Truly, this is how a God of Asgard would behave.

For the earth cast, I was pleased.  Kat Dennings was hilarious, and every one of her lines was pure gold.  Natalie Portman didn't have the deepest character and could have used more screen time, but she's so cute and adorable and I bought into it anyway.  Stellan Skarsgard was a bit inconsistent, offering some great lines and moments while sometimes looking a bit confused as to what to do.  We'll be seeing more of him in the future, but more on that later.


The Tone
One thing needs to be said: Thor is funny as shit.  I don't think there was a single joke in the movie that I didn't find.  The movie in many ways does take itself very seriously.  The audience is going to listen to the political intrigues of Asgardian gods, and they're going to buy into it.  But at the same time, it's going to have fun when it wants to.  It's not afraid to just have fun and be enjoyable.



And that's something that makes me a bit sad.  This movie was highly entertaining, but that's it.  A whiles back, I was hoping that Thor would have the right elements to possibly earn a best picture nod, and that's just not going to happen.  The movie was missing the polish, the cohesiveness and the thoroughly dramatic tone it needed to elevate itself beyond a blockbuster.  In some ways, Branagh and co. actively chose not to aim for that path, and I can't decide if they made the right decision.  Yes, fantasy movies like the Lord of the Rings can be dramatically successful, but maybe they figured Thor was a bit too out there to exist on that level.  Or maybe they just wanted to make a fun piece of adventure.


Design
One of the movie's great strengths.  I for one love the costumes and design of everything, although if you hate what you've seen already you won't change your mind seeing it on screen.  Asgard wonderfully captured, with the Rainbow Bridge perfectly re imagined.  The frost world of Jotunheim is cool, although they could have gone a bit wilder with it.  The Frost Giants make for great enemies, and watching Thor tear into them with Mjolnir was one of the best action sequences in recent memory.



Pacing
If there is a reason why Thor is getting some bad reviews here and there, it's this.  The movie is paced so damn unevenly.  Thor's origin is just so complex with so many moving pieces, it never has time to breathe.  With Iron Man, scenes took as long as they need to develop, and that was the film's recipe for success.  Things feel a touch rushed, and jump around slightly awkwardly from Asgard to Earth.  Some parts of Thor's time of Earth, such as his raid into the SHIELD headquarters, felt like they weren't fully required for the story, and yet they were.  Part of the challenge was that Asgard demanded equal attention while Thor was away, effectively creating two competing stories.


Rewatchability?
Interesting topic.  I will be seeing it again, that's for sure, but unlike Iron Man or the The Dark Knight I don't feel and overwhelming need to go back in the theater or else I'll explode.  This was an adventure, a thrill ride.  I want to see more of Thor and Loki, but I want to see a sequel or the Avengers more than this movie again.



The Post Credits Scene
Talk about dropping a bomb on the audience.  This is obviously the biggest spoiler, so take one last chance to go away.





All set?  Good.  Cosmic Cube.
Loki has control of Stellan Skarsgard's character, who is now brought in by SHIELD to unlock the mysteries of the artifact.  So Loki effectively has the cube.  And you wondered what the Avengers would have to fight.  I still maintain that Loki won't be "the" villain, but now we know how he starts such chaos.

My only question is this: how will Thor be joining his earthbound comrades?  After destroying the bifrost bridge, he's stuck home in Asgard.  Does Loki bring him in, using this as an opportunity to destroy his brother?  Natalie Portman won't be in the movie, so she can't locate him.  Thor can't just come in at the end, and it would have made for much easier set up if Thor had stayed on Earth to protect it.  But I'm more than certain Marvel has a plan, and that this was all set up for a reason.  I just want to know what it is!

To wrap things up, Thor was a blast.  I wish I could say it was more, but I can't.  It brings us to new worlds and introduces some extraordinary character, but you're not going to walk away from it blown away like you might have in Iron Man or the Dark Knight.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Thor Quick Take

That.  Was.  Awesome.

The full analysis will be up soon, but that was one fun movie and a great midnight showing.  I don't know where to start.  It has to be with the perfect cast.  Chris Hemsworth is nothing short of brilliant as Thor, bringing infectious levels of charisma and charm to the part.  And, dear god, he's built like a truck.  I think it's impossible to say anything bad about his performance.  And it wasn't all gusto, there was some really well done subtleties and looks that made the character come alive.  Tom Hiddleston as Loki was everything I hoped he would be, and Anthony Hopkins was an amazing Odin.  The Warriors Three, Heimdall being a beast, and even the human characters we all perfectly cast.

The action and special effects were wonderful.  Thor's rampage on Jotunheim was incredible, and watching Thor and Loki battle it out was completely believable.  And it was all bound together by a masterful sense of humor.  I laughed throughout the whole thing, and I think I must have said "Oh my god, Thor is such a dick" every five minutes. 

The film was not without it's flaws.  Thor's time on Earth is a bit choppy, and isn't and feels a bit mashed up.  One of the flaws of an origin story is that you have to introduce the character, set up the conflict, and then finally bring the action.  I think if the sequel could bring a more unified script, it could be something bigger entirely.  Despite the flaws, you will go to this movie and have a great time.  It's just so much fun.  It will leave you wanting more, which is both praise and slight criticism.  But say hello to the definitive take on Thor, the most unified, cohesive view of the character yet.  And I can't wait to see him next to the rest of the Avengers.  I'm excited.  And now I need to go pass out.

Thor Countdown

The wait is almost over.  Three years ago, it was announced that Thor would be hitting the big screen.  And now?  Less than two hours.



And it's not just Thor.  Yes, I am highly looking forward to seeing the Thunder God wreak havoc across the world the Frost Giants and seeing Loki stage wild, brilliant plans.  Thor does need to stand on his own as a force to be reckoned with.  But this is the next step.  Thor was the X-factor in the Avengers project, the one that was so easy to get wrong.  Or that's what critics said.  For us comic fans, we know how Thor can fit into the Marvel Universe because we see it happen every month in the comics.  Thor ushers in the cosmic, truly extraordinary elements of this universe.  Thor is the key that opens everything up.  It's the first chapter of a new saga, and the next stage in something bigger.  And it should make for one hell of a ride.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Latest Green Lantern Trailer Released!

We take a quick break for our Thor rantings to look at the newest Green Lantern trailer!  With only weeks to go before it's release, WB has kicked their advertising into overdrive.  Check it out.



I'm really torn over this movie.  One on hand, this movie fill fulfill the space opera void in my life that never gets filled outside of video games.  I'm really dying to see the heavy sci-fi elements of the movie, and it feels like ...  And then every time Ryan Reynolds opens his mouth, I die a little inside.  All the funny jokes that prove how charismatic..  Reynolds excels at the more self deprecating, sarcastic style that doesn't work when the character is trying to be a classic hero.  When he tries to be serious, it feels so forced and awkward.  Just the way he carries himself is more of loose and jokestery than firm and confident.  He just doesn't project enough force as a superhero, which is necessary for an action piece.

We do see more detail on the nature of Parallax, including a look at the symbol of the Sinestro Corps., surely a sign of good things to come.  Parallax looks to be kinda interesting as a villain, although I think he's too physically large to provide an interesting fight.  When a monster gets big to a certain point, it's more like watching someone fight terrain than an enemy.  Michael Clark Duncan is decent as Kilowog.  I prefer a more grizzled, rough voice on the Lantern, but this different interpretation could work well.  Blake Lively is continuously put in the trailer as little as humanly possible, which I'm assuming is a wise decision.  Green Lantern is doing alot of things right and this footage has more than a few cool visuals, but will need to bring alot of heart to the final product if it wants to win audiences over.

The Asgardians Left Behind

Odin, Loki, the Warriors Three, Sif, Heimdall, Frigga.  That's a pretty impressive group of gods populated Asgard, and those are only the ones in the movie.  The comics has an even wider supporting cast, and now we're going to look at the other Gods who didn't make the cut, and how likely it is to see them in a sequel.

Balder
Thor's other brother.  The one who isn't a murderous, duplicitous bastard.  Balder the Brave is one of Thor's most stalwart allies, eternally loyal to his kingdom and the path of good.



Chances We'll See Him: Moderate to Low.  Thor already has a healthy stable of BFFs in Asgard, and I think it would be wiser to develop them first before expanding the number of characters.  That being said, if Marvel wants to use Ragnarok as a potential story, it would be smart to introduce Balder.  His death foretells the beginning of the Norse end times, and that's certainly a story worth telling.


Tyr
The God Of War, Tyr has usually stood alongside his fellow gods against the enemies of Asgard.  Although a relatively minor character, Tyr has been tricked into joining of of Loki's plots now and then.

 Chances We'll See Him: Very Low.  Unless he gets an overhaul as a villain, don't expect him to show up on screen.  Balder is a much more likely addition, and sadly Tyr adds little that the rest of Thor's cast doesn't already bring.

The Enchantress and the Executioner
9 out of 10 times when something bad happens in Asgard, you can blame Loki.  The other 1 out of 10, blame the Enchantress.  Frequently a love interest of Thor, she also has a nasty habit of trying to murder him.  It's true love.  She brings along Skurge the Executioner, her loyal protector and complete badass.  Together, the two can challenge Thor and pack a damn unstoppable one-two punch.


Chances We'll See Them: Moderate.  The pair could be a great foe for Thor, but they sometimes struggle to produce the grand, epic threats that Loki does.  And we certainly don't need the Enchantress as a love interest.  One of the more likely routes for a sequel, but far from definite.

The Valkyrie
I love comics.  In a world of crazy space viking gods, Marvel decided to base their Valkyrie almost directly off of the Richard Wagner opera.  Brunnhilde, like most gods in Asgard, just loves war.  It's totally her thing.  This will sometimes make her into somewhat of a bother, but she's also on of Odin's greatest warriors.  And she's currently working for Captain America in the comics on his covert Secret Avengers team, so she has that going for her too.

Chances We'll See Her: Very Low.  Much like Tyr,the Valkyrie is very cool but adds little else story wise.  I don't see a Valkyrie centric story line that offers Thor any good character development, and with Sif owning the the "badass warrior goddess" role, Brunnhilde will just have to settle for the comics.

Hela
Goddess of Death, and one of the most powerful Gods in the Marvel Universe.  Although technically not an Asgardian, she's still a god, so close enough.  She commands the legions of the dead, and has tried to destroy Asgard on more than one occasion.



Chances We'll See Her: Pretty High.  Hela is one of Thor's greatest enemies, and one that can provide a plausible threat to the God of Thunder and all of Asgard.  With the legions of the underworld at her command, Thor will need every ounce of godly blood in his veins to stop her.  Seeing Thor journey into Hel would make for an incredible follow up adventure, and something Marvel should seriously consider.